November 2010
I swear to god, my parents are hellbent on getting...
Hahahaha!
It’s a parent thing. They love to feed us.
My costume.
A white t-shirt that I wrote “I Am A Monster” and drew a scary face on, with red paint.
October 2010
Black stereotypes.
Ok. I understand fried chicken. I understand kool aid, chicken and waffles, afros, gangsta shit, finger snaps, weaves, and big ass hoop earrings. What I don’t understand is…
Watermelon.
WHY.
Where the heck did that come from?!
That one makes no sense!
I miss my little brothers.
Can it be time to go home, yet?
baby you're a firework.
come on let your colors burst
Jake
dietonightliveforever-:
queentitania:
You know I’m going to be thinking about that tonight, right? YOU’VE RUINED MY SLEEP.
I know, you’re the easiest person to scare that I know<3. just keep in mind it’s also halloween, closer to the spirit world and all that :P
Oh fuck my life.
I’m gonna shave off your hair for this, next time I see you. You’re bound to have a new style...
My roommate's alarm clock is no longer the shit.
Does anyone remember when I said it was Lovegame?
Well it isn’t anymore. Now, it’s thin incessant chiming that she sleeps through. The chimes go on for 15 minutes. I want to stab myself. Then when she does get up, she puts on flip flops and proceeds to slap and shuffle her way around the room doing four things:
Farting
Chewing with her mouth open and smacking her lips and tongue...
Jake
You know I’m going to be thinking about that tonight, right?
YOU’VE RUINED MY SLEEP.
dietonightliveforever- asked: http://dietonightliveforever-.tumblr.com/post/1445487580
:D
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I've sucessfully ignored the majority of my...
That’s not good. Sigh.
I guess this just means I’ll be working through my Halloween. I guess I don’t mind too much. I had a feeling the plans would fall through anyway. I’ll get up kinda early though, in hopes that I can get the rest done before anything happens. Then I’ll draw a quick scary face on a white t-shirt and be all “this is my costume.”
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